Current mood:	HIGH.
Current music:	Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds to Mars

dongzheng passed me a tissue.

DongZheng:

"To Victim:

This is a highly confidential, top-secret message to you. Don't laugh, nor should you smile. This is not a joke. It is not funny. I am an assassin, sent to kill you ten years later. Be prepared, cause I will show no mercy, even if you are a pretty boy or handsome girl. Do not use this tissue paper to blow your nose or wipe your ass. This is a special tissue used to send secret messages. It is made up of silver and gold platinum. Believe it or not. Don't laugh. The economy these days are very bad. So don't put this tissue to waste. Don't laugh. I repeat, STOP LAUGHING. I am serious. Mark my words.

Signing off,

Your Dearest Assassin"

Amanda, me(replied):

"To My Dearest Assassin,

Thank you for your kind heart to warn me. However, i should remind you to make an appointment with my secretary if you want to meet me to assinate me. Her number is 99975389. Thank you once again.

Love,

Your Victim"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. and guess what?

Dongzheng, shouting to me 3 minutes later,"Amanda! why your secretary's an indian man?!?!?!?"

Amanda,"WTH?! YOU WENT TO CALL???"

Dongzheng,"DUH. i want to make appointment."

After checking his phone and realising he DID call, " ARE YOU DUMB OR DUMB??! Look at the first 3 numbers. Which line did you dial it to?"

Dongzheng," the police?"

after 4 mins or so, Dongzheng,"I CALLED THE POLICE?!??!?!??!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. what rubbish.

while other bloggers and journalists are mugging their guts away, here i am. journal.

WTH AM I DOING HERE?!??!?!